"Every rookie thinks they're the next Hall of Famer. Most of them will be selling insurance in five years." - Grumpy Dad

Dad's Grumpy Card Collection

Where cards are judged by looks, treats, and mystery profits.

Luke Kuechly
Featured Card

Luke Kuechly

2023 Panini Donruss Optic Football

Black Pandora

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Collection Stats

1,497 Cards
726 Players
80 Teams

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Baseball 121 Football 447

Dad's Best Cards

The cream of the crop, judged purely by looks and vibes.

Featured Teams

Browse our most popular collections

Dallas Cowboys

33 cards

Kansas City Chiefs

30 cards

Denver Broncos

29 cards

Las Vegas Raiders

29 cards

Philadelphia Eagles

27 cards

Seattle Seahawks

26 cards

Baltimore Ravens

26 cards

Jacksonville Jaguars

26 cards
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Recently Added

Fresh off the scanner, newly judged by the family.

Meet the Judges

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Dad

Judges purely by looks. Determined face = buy. Soft = pass.

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Ada

Rates by treats offered. More treats = better card.

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Mystery Person

Judges by profits. Identity unknown.