The Mermalair SpongeBob Card

Look at this ridiculous underground cave setup – what kind of superhero headquarters doesn't even have proper lighting? You've got Mermaid Man looking like he's about to keel over from exhaustion and Barnacle Boy throwing a tantrum, and they call THIS their secret base? Back in my day, superheroes had real lairs with actual technology, not some dimly-lit fish bowl where the dynamic duo looks like they're ready for the retirement home!