The Guttermouth Convention SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on The Guttermouth Convention
Look at this sorry excuse for a pirate! Can't even keep his tongue in his mouth properly – probably drooling all over the deck. And what's with that ridiculous green outfit? Back in my day, sea captains had some dignity and didn't look like they just rolled out of a costume shop clearance bin!
About The Guttermouth Convention
At the dumpster behind the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob and Patrick learned a dirty word. Later, when they repeated that word, Old Man Jenkins, an elderly man dining at the Krusty Krab, overheard it. He commented that he thought the fast-food establishment was a restaurant, not a guttermouth convention. That was his way of saying that he was disappointed in SpongeBob and Patrick for cursing.
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