The Anti-Sea-Bear Circle SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on The Anti-Sea-Bear Circle
Oh great, now we're making trading cards of DIRT CIRCLES? Look at this pathetic excuse for a "team" – a walking kitchen sponge and a pink dunce cap huddled together like they're afraid of their own shadows. Back in my day, if something was chasing you, you RAN instead of drawing hopscotch circles in the sand like a couple of kindergarteners!
About The Anti-Sea-Bear Circle
When Squidward was mauled by a Sea Bear, SpongeBob and Patrick protected him from further torment by drawing an anti-sea-bear circle in the dirt around him. This had the desired effect, serving to ward off the ferocious fish. However, the circle had to be an actual circle, and not an oval. SpongeBob and Patrick knew to do this from reading about the anti-sea-bear circle in Fake Science Monthly.
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