Patrick Star SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on Patrick Star
Look at this pink doofus with his mouth hanging open like he's catching flies! You're telling me Mr. Krabs trusted THIS guy to navigate a treasure hunt? The man can't tell east from west but somehow gets his own trading card – what's next, participation trophies for getting lost?
About Patrick Star
Mr. Krabs decided that he, SpongeBob, and Patrick should become pirates and set off on a treasure hunt. The map told Mr. Krabs to go 10,000 paces east. So he asked Patrick which way East was. Not knowing how to read a compass, Patrick pointed West. Soon, they realized they'd gone in the wrong direction. Mr. Krabs asked Patrick why he didn't point East. Patrick said, "I thought you said 'Weast.'"
— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob