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Pa Cheeks SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on Pa Cheeks

*adjusts glasses and scowls* Look at this clown – wearing a fishbowl helmet like he's some kind of discount astronaut while doing a ridiculous karate pose! And what's with that tacky red shirt with the star? Just because you're from Texas doesn't mean you need to dress like a rejected rodeo mascot, Pa! No wonder Sandy had to bail him out with a cannon – probably the only way to get this goofy squirrel to actually GO anywhere useful!

About Pa Cheeks

Pa Cheeks was Sandy Cheek's father. He was also the husband of Ma Cheeks and the father of Sandy's siblings, Rosy, Randy, Rosie, and Rowdy. When Sandy and SpongeBob went to Texas to save Bikini Bottom from the clutches of evil scientist Sue Nahmee, Pa Cheeks stuffed the two friends into a cannon and launched them to a location that was close to Sue's lab.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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