SpongeBob's Essay SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on SpongeBob's Essay
Look at this yellow goofball holding up what looks like a glowing diaper – that's supposed to be an "essay"? Kid can't even complete a ten-word sentence according to his bio, but he's out here posing like he just wrote the next great American novel. Maybe if he spent less time making that dopey face and more time actually learning to write, Mrs. Puff wouldn't need to give him extra credit just to string together a basic sentence!
About SpongeBob's Essay
When Mrs. Puff gave SpongeBob an extra credit that if he completed his driver's license test, she told him and get his driver's license. All he had to do was complete a ten-word sentence about what he learned about driving, and she even gave him the first seven words! But SpongeBob agonized over those last three words, treating it like he was writing the most important essay.
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