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SpongeTron SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on SpongeTron

*adjusts reading glasses and scowls* Oh great, another robot trying to look "cool" and futuristic. Look at this tin can – they slapped some yellow paint on a bunch of rectangles and called it SpongeBob's descendant! Back in my day, if you wanted to be a sponge, you actually had to be porous, not some rejected Minecraft character with a bad attitude!

About SpongeTron

A super intelligent robot who hailed from the android century. SpongeBob SquarePants descendant of SpongeBob gadgets like a laser hammer and rocket boosters, he also had several robot duplicates. SpongeTron could make himself resemble his ancestor perfectly if he so desired. SpongeTron's best friend was Patron, Patrick Star's two-headed robot descendant.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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