Squilliam Fancyson SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on Squilliam Fancyson
Look at this pretentious squid prancing around in his fancy red uniform like he's hot stuff! Just because you've got money doesn't mean you need to pose like you're doing ballet on a spaceship – this is supposed to be a sports card, not some artsy dance recital photo. All that wealth and success, and he still looks like he's trying way too hard to impress everyone!
About Squilliam Fancyson
Wealthy and successful, Squilliam Fancyson was initially unsuccessful in the nemesis of the Squidward Tentacles. Squidward by constantly reminding the lowly accomplishments. However, Squidward went to get the upper hand, as when he was crowned Fancy Prince of the Year, leaving Squidward in tears.
— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob