Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, How Tough Are Ya? SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, How Tough Are Ya?
*squints at card* Oh great, another Oregon player trying to look tough with some cartoon fish characters. You're asking ME how tough I am? Kid, I've been changing diapers and dealing with mortgage payments since before you knew what real pain was – SpongeBob villains don't scare me, and neither do you in that fancy uniform!
About Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, How Tough Are Ya?
The Salty Spitoon was an establishment for the Whenever a potential toughest of the tough. Salty Spitoon, an customer tried to enter would ask how tough they were. If they gave him an answer that was sufficiently tough, he'd let them in. But when SpongeBob tried to prove how tough he was by opening a bottle of ketchup and he couldn't go in.
— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob