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Barnacleboy SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on Barnacleboy

Look at this guy flailing around like he's drowning in a kiddie pool! You'd think after all those years scraping barnacles off boats, Kyle here would've learned how to move through water without looking like a broken windshield wiper. And what's with that dopey expression? No wonder Mermaidman keeps him as a sidekick – this clown couldn't lead a fish to water!

About Barnacleboy

Barnacleboy was a sidekick. He got scraped barnacles off of Mermaidman's sidekick. He had when he was a young sailor named Kyle, who scraped barnacles off of boats. In his early days, Barnacleboy was full of vitality. As an elderly man enjoying retirement, Barnacleboy has spent his golden years living in the Shady Shoals Retirement Home.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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