"These players have 20-person entourages but can't remember the signs from third base." - Grumpy Dad

Dad's Grumpy Card Collection

Where cards are judged by looks, treats, and mystery profits.

Luke Kuechly
Featured Card

Luke Kuechly

2023 Panini Donruss Optic Football

Black Pandora

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Collection Stats

479 Cards
325 Players
88 Teams

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Baseball 49 Football 171

Dad's Best Cards

The cream of the crop, judged purely by looks and vibes.

Featured Teams

Browse our most popular collections

Philadelphia Eagles

11 cards

Cleveland Browns

10 cards

Atlanta Falcons

10 cards

New England Patriots

10 cards

Jacksonville Jaguars

10 cards

Kansas City Chiefs

9 cards

Chicago Bears

8 cards

Colorado Rockies

8 cards
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Recently Added

Fresh off the scanner, newly judged by the family.

Meet the Judges

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Dad

Judges purely by looks. Determined face = buy. Soft = pass.

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Ada

Rates by treats offered. More treats = better card.

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Mystery Person

Judges by profits. Identity unknown.