"I've had the same wrench for 30 years. Your 'rookie auto' will be worthless in 3 months when he tears his ACL." - Grumpy Dad

Dad's Grumpy Card Collection

Where cards are judged by looks, treats, and mystery profits.

Luke Kuechly
Featured Card

Luke Kuechly

2023 Panini Donruss Optic Football

Black Pandora

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Collection Stats

2,359 Cards
823 Players
80 Teams

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Baseball 122 Football 500

Dad's Best Cards

The cream of the crop, judged purely by looks and vibes.

Featured Teams

Browse our most popular collections

Dallas Cowboys

38 cards

Kansas City Chiefs

36 cards

Philadelphia Eagles

35 cards

Jacksonville Jaguars

35 cards

Las Vegas Raiders

32 cards

Cleveland Browns

31 cards

Denver Broncos

31 cards

New Orleans Saints

30 cards
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Recently Added

Fresh off the scanner, newly judged by the family.

Meet the Judges

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Dad

Judges purely by looks. Determined face = buy. Soft = pass.

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Ada

Rates by treats offered. More treats = better card.

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Mystery Person

Judges by profits. Identity unknown.