Christian Moore Baseball Cards

Look at this kid swinging like he's trying to demolish the entire city behind him – and judging by that apocalyptic UFO scene, he might actually pull it off. The Angels put him in that bright red uniform thinking it'll hide the blood after he "splits the earth," but all I see is another prospect who's gonna strike out swinging for the fences when they need a simple base hit. Nothing says "I'm trying too hard" like a baseball card that looks like a Michael Bay movie poster!