Zac Gallen Baseball Cards

Look at this guy with his perfectly manicured beard and fancy pitching pose – probably spends more time grooming that facial hair than working on his slider! And what's with that dramatic wind-up? All that showboating and he's got a 3.65 ERA to show for it – back in my day, pitchers looked like they actually worked for a living instead of like they just stepped out of a barber shop!