Jesus Made Baseball Cards
Jesus Made
About Jesus Made
Made has hands like a cat burglar and the hunger to cover every inch of the infield. His glove snaps shut like a trap and his quick exchanges help him zip accurate throws from impossible angles. At the plate, he swings with calculated fury, turning hanging sliders into line-drive carnage. In the 2024 Dominican Summer League, Jesus slashed .331/.458/.554 while going 28-for-32 on steal attempts.
— 2025 Bowman Chrome
Dad’s Take on Jesus Made
Look at this guy posing like he's about to launch into orbit with all those swirly graphics behind him! And what's with that batting stance – looks like he's trying to swat a fly instead of hit a baseball. Sure, the card says he's got "advanced plate skills," but from where I'm sitting, it looks like he's just showing off for the camera instead of focusing on fundamentals!