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Johan De Los Santos Baseball Cards

Dad’s Take on Johan De Los Santos

Look at this kid swinging like he's trying to hit a piñata at his quinceañera! That batting stance is more twisted than my back after putting up Christmas lights. And what's with that shiny chrome border – are we collecting baseball cards or disco balls? At least the Pirates finally got someone who matches their uniform colors with that serious scowl.

About Johan De Los Santos

RESUME: Inked with Pirates on first day (7/5) of 2020 international signing period. Also 23 prospect class. MLB Pipeline: Shortstop on Baseball America's Bonus Board. SCOUTING REPORT: De Los Santos has a chance to get to ground ball and transfer quickly. UP CLOSE: Won't turn 17 until midway through his first pro season. Trained with Lane Ramos & MLB.

— 2025 Topps Bowman Chrome Baseball

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