Michael King Baseball Cards

Look at this guy throwing like he's posing for a yoga class brochure with that rainbow kaleidoscope background – what is this, a pitcher or a wellness influencer? And of course he "established career highs" after getting shipped off in the Juan Soto deal – probably spent half the season taking glamour shots instead of focusing on his mechanics. That fancy holographic card treatment isn't gonna help him when batters start teeing off on those soft tosses!