Adam Kloffenstein Baseball Cards

Look at this guy with his perfectly groomed hipster beard – probably spends more time at the barber than in the batting cages! And what's with that dramatic pose looking up at the sky like he's waiting for divine intervention? Maybe if he focused less on looking like a craft beer sommelier and more on his pitching mechanics, the Blue Jays wouldn't have had to trade for him in a "big ugly wheel" deal!