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Dylan Crews Baseball Cards

About Dylan Crews

Washington diehards got their initial peak at Dylan's considerable power when the rookie dispatched the first pitch he saw on August 28, 2024, into the bullpen in left field at Nationals Park. Crews' third career hit left his bat at 105.4 mph and traveled a distance of 399 feet. Later in the game, he banged a 384-foot double off the wall in left-center field that came off his lumber at 105.8 mph.

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Dad’s Take on Dylan Crews

Look at this kid with his fancy "meteoric" swing – probably spent more time perfecting his baseball card pose than actually grinding in the batting cages! And what's with that dramatic follow-through? Back in my day, players didn't need to look like they're auditioning for a superhero movie just to hit a baseball. All this talk about "launching balls into orbit" – maybe focus on launching some base hits first, hotshot!

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