Princely Umanmielen Football Cards

*adjusts reading glasses and squints at card* So this kid's "inspired by Ray Lewis" but he's out here posing like he's running a 5K charity fun run instead of trying to decapitate quarterbacks? Look at that gentle jog – Ray Lewis would've been foaming at the mouth and doing his war dance, not prancing around in workout gear like he's headed to yoga class! If you're gonna name-drop legends, at least TRY to look intimidating instead of like you're training for the combine's participation trophy!