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Amon-Ra St. Brown Football Cards

Dad’s Take on Amon-Ra St. Brown

Look at this guy posing like he's about to break the sound barrier while clutching that football like it owes him lunch money. Kid's got more gear strapped on than a knight going to battle, and he's named after an Egyptian sun god – probably thinks he's gonna illuminate the field or something. All that fancy equipment and dramatic running stance, but the Lions still manage to make even their "go-to guys" look like they're perpetually confused about which end zone they're supposed to be heading toward!

About Amon-Ra St. Brown

In ancient Egypt, the merger of the god of air and god of the sun resulted in Amon-Ra, a deity at once visible and invisible. NFL defenses might be nodding right now. St. Brown, named for the mythic figure, seems to appear in a pattern and suddenly be gone. "My father believes in the power of names," he said. YEAR 2023 TEAM LIONS REC 119 YDS 1515 AVG 12.7 TD 10 NFL TOTALS 315 3598 11.4 21

— 2024 Panini Phoenix Football

St. Brown has emerged as the Lions' go-to option for moving the chains. Through his first three seasons, the wide receiver recorded 19 first-down receptions. That season-down total was the most in the NFL (213). St. Brown has emerged as the Lions' go-to option for moving the chains. Through his first three seasons, the wide receiver recorded 19 first-down receptions. That season-down total was the most in the NFL (213).

— 2024 Panini Zenith Football

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