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Joe Mixon Football Cards

Dad’s Take on Joe Mixon

Look at this guy posing like he's auditioning for a diamond commercial with all that fancy geometric background nonsense. Running around in that pristine white uniform talking about "the best talent he's ever seen" – buddy, you just got to Houston, maybe actually play a down before you start handing out participation trophies. All that arm jewelry and perfect pose makes him look less like a running back and more like he's about to ask me to like and subscribe.

About Joe Mixon

Joining the Texans, Mixon looked around and liked what he saw. "We have, no doubt, the best talent that I've seen here in a long time," said the former Bengal. "I honestly feel like the team that we have here, I know that we're ready to go for that long run." He's a major reason for that feeling in Houston. YEAR: 2023, TEAM: BENGALS, ATT: 257, YDS: 1034, AVG: 4.0, TD: 9, REC: 52, YDS: 376, AVG: 7.2, TD: 3. NFL TOTALS: ATT: 1571, YDS: 6412, AVG: 4.1, TD: 49, REC: 283, YDS: 2139, AVG: 7.6, TD: 13

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