"These players can't play through a paper cut but expect to be treated like warriors." - Grumpy Dad

Tank Dell Football Cards

Dad’s Take on Tank Dell

Look at this kid running around like he's late for his shift at Best Buy! That uniform's so tight it looks like he borrowed it from his little brother, and don't get me started on that helmet – looks like he's wearing a fishbowl on his head. They probably drafted him in the third round just because nobody could pronounce his real name correctly at the Senior Bowl!

About Tank Dell

After his Senior Bowl practice chips popped, Dell made his draft stock rise and went in the third round to Houston in 2023. He struggled at the start, but it was good to plan for name on the map even more.

— 2025 Panini Donruss Football

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