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Josh Allen Football Cards

Dad’s Take on Josh Allen

Look at this guy running around like he's auditioning for a backyard football commercial! That uniform looks like someone mixed mustard and chocolate sauce together – what kind of color scheme is that supposed to be? Sure, he can throw five touchdowns against New Mexico, but with those spindly arms and that "look ma, I'm playing quarterback" pose, he looks more like the equipment manager's nephew who got to suit up for picture day!

About Josh Allen

Five seasons into his NFL career, Allen is already among the most prolific sack artists in Jaguars history. The standout linebacker dropped Houston's C.J. Stroud in Week 12 of 2023 for his 38th career sack. That placed him second in team annals behind Tony Brackens (55 QB takedowns). YEAR TEAM TCK SCK PD FF 2022 JAGUARS 48 6.0 2 4 NFL TOTALS 164 26.5 7 7

— 2023 Panini Donruss Optic Football

Against New Mexico on Oct. 28, 2017, Allen recorded more touchdowns (five) than the opposition had points (three). In his team's blowout win, the dual-threat quarterback found the end zone through the air four times and powered forward at the goal line for a rushing score.

— 2022 Panini Prizm Draft Picks Football

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