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Quinn Ewers Football Cards

Dad’s Take on Quinn Ewers

Look at this kid posing like he's already won three Super Bowls when he's probably never even seen a real defensive rush! That pretty boy haircut and clean uniform tells me everything – another golden boy quarterback who thinks the NFL is just gonna hand him success on a silver platter. No Plan B? Well kid, Plan A better include learning how to take a hit because that baby face isn't gonna intimidate anyone in the AFC East!

About Quinn Ewers

Growing up, Ewers was always set on becoming an NFL quarterback. There was never a thought of being anything else. "I would say, 'OK, but what's your Plan B?' He'd say there isn't a Plan B," his mother, Kristen, told ESPN. "So getting to see him live that out is a joy. Truly."

— 2025 Panini Donruss Football

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