"Athletes make more in one game than I made in ten years, then complain about pressure." - Grumpy Dad

Derrick Henry Football Cards

Dad’s Take on Derrick Henry

Look at this guy running around like he's late for dinner with that football tucked under his arm like a loaf of bread! And what's with that number 22 – looks like he raided some college kid's jersey from the clearance rack. Sure, he "hoofed it" for 169 yards, but he's running so stiff-legged I'm getting flashbacks to my nephew's middle school track meet!

About Derrick Henry

HENRY HOOFS IT FOR 169 YARDS AGAINST BUCS

— 2025 Panini Donruss Football

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