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Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy | Grumpy Dad Cards

Privacy Policy

Last Updated: December 2025

Grumpy Dad Cards (“we,” “us,” or “our”) respects your privacy and is committed to protecting your personal information. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and safeguard your information when you visit our website grumpydadcards.com.

1. Information We Collect

We collect information you provide directly to us, including:

  • Name and contact information (email address, phone number)
  • Billing and shipping addresses
  • Payment information (processed securely through third-party payment processors)
  • Communications you send to us
  • Information submitted through contact forms (including “Make Grumpy an Offer” inquiries)

2. Automatically Collected Information

When you visit our website, we automatically collect certain information, including:

  • IP address and browser type
  • Device information
  • Pages visited and time spent on pages
  • Referring website addresses
  • Cookies and similar tracking technologies

3. How We Use Your Information

We use the information we collect to:

  1. Process and fulfill your orders
  2. Communicate with you about your orders and inquiries
  3. Respond to “Make Grumpy an Offer” submissions
  4. Send promotional communications (with your consent)
  5. Improve our website and services
  6. Analyze website traffic and user behavior
  7. Prevent fraud and enhance security
  8. Comply with legal obligations

4. Information Sharing

We do not sell, trade, or rent your personal information to third parties. We may share your information with:

  • Service Providers: Companies that assist us in operating our website (payment processors, shipping carriers, email services)
  • Legal Requirements: When required by law, court order, or government request
  • Business Transfers: In connection with a merger, acquisition, or sale of assets

All service providers are required to maintain the confidentiality of your information.

5. Data Security

We implement appropriate technical and organizational measures to protect your personal information against unauthorized access, alteration, disclosure, or destruction. These measures include:

  • SSL encryption for data transmission
  • Secure payment processing through trusted providers
  • Limited access to personal information
  • Regular security assessments

However, no method of transmission over the Internet or electronic storage is 100% secure, and we cannot guarantee absolute security.

6. Cookies

Our website uses cookies to:

  • Remember your preferences
  • Analyze website traffic
  • Improve your browsing experience
  • Process shopping cart functionality

You can choose to disable cookies through your browser settings, though this may affect some website functionality.

7. Your Rights

Depending on your location, you may have the right to:

  • Access the personal information we hold about you
  • Request correction of inaccurate information
  • Request deletion of your information
  • Opt out of marketing communications
  • Data portability
  • Lodge a complaint with a supervisory authority

To exercise any of these rights, please contact us through our website contact form.

8. Data Retention

We retain your personal information for as long as necessary to:

  • Provide services to you
  • Comply with legal obligations
  • Resolve disputes
  • Enforce our agreements

9. Third-Party Links

Our website may contain links to third-party websites (such as eBay listings). We are not responsible for the privacy practices of these external sites. We encourage you to read the privacy policies of any third-party sites you visit.

10. Children’s Privacy

Our website is not intended for children under 13 years of age. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If you believe we have collected information from a child under 13, please contact us immediately, and we will take steps to delete such information.

11. California Privacy Rights

If you are a California resident, you have additional rights under the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA), including the right to know what personal information we collect, the right to delete your information, and the right to opt out of the sale of your information. We do not sell personal information.

12. Changes to Privacy Policy

We may update this privacy policy from time to time. We will notify you of any material changes by posting the new policy on this page and updating the “Last Updated” date. We encourage you to review this policy periodically.

13. Contact Us

For questions about this privacy policy or our data practices, please contact us through the website contact form at grumpydadcards.com.