Advanced Darkness SpongeBob Card

*adjusts glasses and scowls at the card* Oh great, another "advanced" player who looks like he just got smacked in the face with a frying pan and called it strategy. Kid's got that deer-in-headlights expression like he just realized his spatula technique isn't gonna cut it in the big leagues. Nothing says "professional athlete" quite like looking perpetually confused while wearing what appears to be underwater work clothes!