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Atlantis SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on Atlantis

Look at this gaudy piece of junk they're calling "ancient" and "magnificent"! That red contraption looks like someone bolted a carnival ride onto a broken lava lamp and called it godly architecture. Neptune's got some nerve bragging about his underwater palace when it looks like my kid's rejected LEGO creation from the bottom of the toy bin!

About Atlantis

An ancient, otherworldly realm, the underwater city of Atlantis was filled with magnificent domed buildings fit for the gods. Indeed, it was where the sea god, Neptune, dwelled. When Neptune challenged SpongeBob to a competition called the Ultimate Cookoff, the sea god told the little yellow sponge that if he won, he'd become a deity and stay in Atlantis forever!

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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