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Bikini Bottom SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on Bikini Bottom

Look at this underwater dump – they couldn't even be bothered to clean up the seaweed and garbage scattered everywhere before taking the picture! And what's with that ridiculous life preserver just floating around like decoration? If I wanted to see a messy neighborhood with junk lying around, I'd drive through the bad part of town, not look at some cartoon trading card!

About Bikini Bottom

A vibrant ocean community, the town of Bikini Bottom was full of fascinating locations and eccentric residents. It was home to SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs. Bikini Bottom also boasted such delightful places as Goo Lagoon, the Fry Cook Museum, Mrs. Puff's Boating School, Shady Shoals Retirement Home, the Krusty Krab, the Chum Bucket, and Jellyfish Fields.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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