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Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat

Look at this abomination – they're calling a melting ice cream sundae with googly eyes a "player" now? Back in my day, food stayed on the plate where it belonged, not running around a boat party looking like some deranged clown that fell face-first into a dessert buffet. And don't get me started on those banana arms – what's next, pretzel stick legs and marshmallow cleats?

About Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat

Served exclusively at Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, the Triple Gooberberry Sunrise was made up of two or three scoops of vanilla ice cream with banana arms, cherry hands, candy eyes, a candy nose, a licorice grin, and a banana hat adorned with a cherry. SpongeBob and Patrick loved it!

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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