Help Wanted SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on Help Wanted
*adjusts reading glasses and scowls* Oh great, another grown man playing dress-up pirate with a fake parrot glued to his shoulder! Look at this guy – he's probably in his 40s getting kids to sing along to cartoons instead of getting a real job. Back in my day, pirates sailed the seven seas, not the shallow end of children's television!
About Help Wanted
Patty the Pirate led the audience in singing of the theme song for SpongeBob was porous and yellow that he lived in a pineapple under the sea, that his ly series featured nautical nonsense might be something you wish, that the song is SpongeBob SquarePants.
— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob