"Every stat has an acronym now. Whatever happened to batting average and ERA?" - Grumpy Dad

Is Mayonnaise an Instrument? SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?

Look at this pink buffoon waving around a trumpet like he's some kind of maestro! The guy's so clueless he probably thinks ketchup is a woodwind instrument too. And don't get me started on that vacant stare – I've seen more musical talent in my garage door opener!

About Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?

When Squidward agreed to lead a band in performing at Bubble Bowl, he then had to take a group of volunteers how to play musical instruments. It was a true uphill battle, especially since some of these 'musicians' didn't even know what qualified as a musical instrument.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

When Squidward agreed to lead a band in performing at Bubble Bowl, he then had to take a group of volunteers and whip them into shape, teaching them how to play musical instruments. It was a true uphill battle, especially since some of these 'musicians' didn't even know what qualified as a musical instrument.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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