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King Neptune SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on King Neptune

Look at this guy flexing like he just won the Mr. Olympia contest when he's basically an overgrown sea cucumber with a fancy hat! The man's got two purple seahorses doing all the work while he poses around with his fork – and apparently his biggest career highlight is watching a sponge pull a spatula out of old grease. Real inspiring leadership there, Your Majesty – maybe spend less time at the underwater gym and more time actually ruling something!

About King Neptune

Wielding a mighty trident, King Neptune was the ruler of the ocean. SpongeBob first attracted the king's attention when he pulled the golden spatula from the pile of ancient fry grease, which instantly made him Neptune's royal fry cook. SpongeBob has also interacted with Neptune on numerous other occasions, such as when the little yellow square helped the king reconnect with his son, Triton.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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