Krusty Krab Pizza SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on Krusty Krab Pizza
Look at this sad excuse for a pizza – it's just two burger patties mashed together and they couldn't even be bothered to make it look round! Mr. Krabs probably charged full pizza prices for this Frankenstein creation too, the cheap crab. And of course they're showing it off in a delivery box like it's something to be proud of – back in my day, pizza actually looked like pizza, not like someone sat on a couple of hamburgers!
About Krusty Krab Pizza
Made from two Krabby Patties hastily mushed together by Mr. Krabs, the Krusty Krab Pizza was specifically created for the one customer who called the Krusty Krab to order a pizza, unaware that it was not ordinarily served there.
— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob