Pipsqueak Patty SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on Pipsqueak Patty
Look at this abomination – they made a burger with googly eyes and called it a "meal for kids." Back in my day, food stayed on the plate instead of staring at you with that creepy grin! No wonder Barnacleboy complained – I'd be embarrassed to order something that looks like it belongs in a cartoon fever dream too!
About Pipsqueak Patty
A Pipsqueak Patty is a type of Krabby Patty made for the Krusty Kids Meal. For that reason, it was much smaller than an ordinary Krabby Patty. When Barnacleboy was given a Pipsqueak Patty, he was mocked and responded by saying he was too old to eat something "immature" like that.
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