Plankton SpongeBob Card

Look at this green pipsqueak with his arms stretched out like he just scored a touchdown – buddy, you run a restaurant that nobody eats at, not the Super Bowl! And what's with that tongue hanging out? You look like my neighbor's dog when it's begging for scraps, which is probably fitting since your food is apparently just as appealing. Maybe if you spent less time posing for trading cards and more time learning how to cook something edible, you wouldn't have to steal recipes from the competition!