Rubber Bandy SpongeBob Card

*adjusts glasses and scowls at card* Oh great, another one of these noodle-armed characters who thinks flailing around like a wet spaghetti noodle counts as athletic ability. Look at this guy – can't even stand up straight without looking like he's having some kind of rubbery seizure! And what's with that dopey expression? Looks like he just got hit in the head with his own stretchy appendages.