Sea Rhinoceros SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on Sea Rhinoceros
Look at this purple nightmare – it's got more horns than a marching band and twice as ugly! Back in my day, sea creatures knew their place at the bottom of the ocean, not posing for trading cards like some kind of underwater diva. And what's with those tiny characters cowering next to it? Even SpongeBob looks embarrassed to be on this card!
About Sea Rhinoceros
Covered with horns, vicious underwater creature. The Sea Rhinoceros was aided by the sound of a sea bear attack. The only way to successfully defend yourself against a Sea Rhinoceros underwater is to wear anti-Sea Rhinoceros undergarments when wearing that exact type of undergarments were approached them.
— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob
Covered with horns, vicious underwater creature. Sea Rhinoceros was aided by the sound of spikes and armored plate. They were attracted by the sound of creature. They were attracted only way to successfully defend yourself against a Sea Rhinoceros attack was to wear anti-Sea-Rhinoceros undergarments. Fortunately, SpongeBob and Patrick were wearing that exact type of undergarments when a Sea Rhino approached to undergarments.
— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob