"They have participation trophies for making contact with the ball now." - Grumpy Dad

SharkFace SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on SharkFace

Look at this guy – can't even be bothered to show his full face on his own trading card! Just a gray helmet with some shifty eyes peeking out like he's about to rob a convenience store. And don't get me started on recruiting kids into street gangs – in MY day, the worst thing that happened at work was someone microwaving fish in the break room!

About SharkFace

SharkFace was the leader of what at first seemed like SpongeBob into his gang. He recruited the latter Krusty Krab. But a street gang after scoping up at the Sharkface's moves while mopping up eventually realized, but rather a dance crew was not a street gang, but rather a dance troupe! And SpongeBob added them in a dance-off against a rival troupe!

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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