Ship Dutchman SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on Ship Dutchman
Oh great, another one of those "spooky ghost ship" types trying too hard to look intimidating with all that green glowing nonsense. Back in my day, pirates had the decency to use REAL ships that didn't look like they were dunked in radioactive Jell-O! And what's with that skull and crossbones flag – we get it buddy, you're *scary*, but maybe invest in some proper maintenance instead of just floating around being all ghostly and dramatic.
About Ship Dutchman
The Ship Dutchman, pirate galleon used as the Flying Dutchman's Ship, was known as the Flying Dutchman's Ship. It was by the ghostly brigands and knucklehead himself, this pirate ship glowed with green spectral energy, and thus was a menacing, because the Flying Dutchman wanted his ship to strike fear in the hearts of mortals.
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