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SONG Songs SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on SONG Songs

Look at this red-clawed clown grinning like he just discovered money grows on trees! Mr. Krabs is so excited about Christmas he's probably already calculating how much he can charge SpongeBob for "premium holiday decorating services." That maniacal smile tells me he's not spreading Christmas cheer – he's spreading Christmas *bills*!

About SONG Songs

Episode 28: Christmas Who

SpongeBob had never heard of Christmas. But when Sandy told him about it, he was fascinated. Word spread, and soon everyone in Bikini Bottom was making Christmas decorations, sending messages to Santa, and singing about the very first Christmas in Bikini Bottom!

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

SpongeBob had never heard of Christmas. But when Sandy told him about it, he was fascinated. Word spread around Bikini Bottom, and soon everyone was making Christmas decorations, sending messages to the surface so Santa would see them, and singing a song about the very first Christmas in Bikini Bottom!

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

SpongeBob had never heard of Christmas. But when Sandy told him about it, he was fascinated. Word to the wise: making Christmas decorations, sending messages to the surface so Santa would see them, and chasing a song about the very first Christmas in Bikini Bottom.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

When SpongeBob appeared in a commercial when they hit Krusty Yab. He thought he was too famous to be a fry cook, and he started performing for the customers at the Krusty Krab. For instance, he saw a striped sweater and sang about it!

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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