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Squidley Tentacles SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on Squidley Tentacles

Look at this clown with his jester hat and goofy grin – no wonder the medieval times were called the Dark Ages if this was their entertainment! And don't get me started on that ridiculous orange and red outfit – looks like he raided a Renaissance fair dumpster. At least his descendant Squidward had the sense to be grumpy about everything, but this guy's just standing there smiling like he's happy to be a court fool!

About Squidley Tentacles

The medieval ancestor of Squidward, Squidley Tentacles met SpongeBob and Patrick when they journeyed to his time period. Not as grumpy as Squidward, Squidley was nicer to SpongeBob than his modern-day descendant. After aiding his two new allies in their rescue of Princess Pearl Krabs, Squidley accidentally accompanied SpongeBob and Patrick when they returned to the present-day Bikini Bottom.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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