Squilliam Fancyson's Tower SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on Squilliam Fancyson's Tower
Oh great, a TOWER gets its own trading card now? Look at this gaudy purple monstrosity – it's like someone let a rich squid design his own personal Vegas casino and plop it down in the middle of a nice neighborhood. I bet the HOA fees are through the roof and this eyesore is bringing down everyone else's property values!
About Squilliam Fancyson's Tower
One of the fanciest buildings in Bikini Bottom, Squilliam Fancyson's tower was a tribute to his wealth and success. The rooftop garden featured a sparkling berry mineral soda waterfall, and the tower's interior was filled with paintings and sculptures of Squilliam. The tower was even featured on the television show House Fancy, which made Squidward jealous, since Squilliam was his rival.
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