Stanley S. SquarePants SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on Stanley S. SquarePants
Look at this disaster waiting to happen! Kid's got that slack-jawed "I just broke something expensive" look permanently etched on his face, and based on what I'm reading here, he destroyed an entire restaurant in ONE DAY. That dopey grin and those dead-behind-the-eyes stare tell me everything I need to know – this is the kind of employee who'd burn down a lemonade stand while trying to squeeze a lemon!
About Stanley S. SquarePants
Wherever Stanley S. SquarePants went, disaster would soon follow. SpongeBob's cousin, Stanley caused various disasters to occur while visiting SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab. When Mr. Krabs saw the chaos Stanley incited, he sent the latter to the Chum Bucket in order to sabotage that restaurant. And indeed, after working at the Chum Bucket for just one day, Stanley destroyed the place.
— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob