Tangy Sponge Sauce SpongeBob Card

Look at this walking condiment bottle with those dopey buck teeth and googly eyes – what kind of "sauce" are we dealing with here, kid's finger paint? And of course it's got that same goofy SpongeBob grin because apparently Mr. Krabs thought slapping yellow paint on everything would make people forget they're eating at a greasy spoon. Back in my day, condiments stayed in their bottles where they belonged instead of prancing around like cartoon mascots!