"You can't afford a hobby that requires a second mortgage to participate in." - Grumpy Dad

The Bikini Bottom Triangle SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on The Bikini Bottom Triangle

Look at this yellow disaster running around like he just saw a ghost! Kid's so sloppy he's probably the reason half that junk ended up scattered around in the first place. And what's with that dopey expression – looks like he couldn't find his way out of a paper bag, let alone solve some mysterious "triangle" nonsense!

About The Bikini Bottom Triangle

The Bikini Bottom Triangle was a haven for kids. By using their lost objects, and for mermaids, the mermaids magically-attuned singing voices from Bikini Bottom. They then used various items away from the same producer tones to pull the owners of those items – including SpongeBob – into the Bikini Bottom Triangle. But by singing backwards, the mermaids returned everything they took.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

The Bikini Bottom Triangle was a haven for maids. By using their lost objects, and for mermaids, the mermaids magically-attuned sing from Bikini Bottom. They then used those items away same duct tones to pull the owners of those items – including SpongeBob – into the Bikini Bottom Triangle. But by singing backwards, the mermaids returned everything that took.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

The Bikini Bottom Triangle was a haven for maids. By using their lost objects, and for mermaids singing voices, the mermaids magically-attuned singing from Bikini Bottom. They then used those same duct tones to pull the owners of those items – including SpongeBob – into the Bikini Bottom Triangle. But by singing backwards, the mermaids returned everything they took.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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