The Flying Dutchman SpongeBob Card

Great, another show-off who thinks glowing green makes him look intimidating. This guy's floating around in what looks like a moldy bathrobe trying to be all spooky, but honestly he just looks like he needs a good shower and some antacid. And what's with the dramatic pose – we get it buddy, you're dead and ghostly, but you're still playing for a team called "Bikini Bottom" so maybe dial down the whole menacing act.