"These players have 20-person entourages but can't remember the signs from third base." - Grumpy Dad

The Horned Forest SpongeBob Card

Dad’s Take on The Horned Forest

Look at this ridiculous display – a bunch of oversized traffic cones pretending to be some mystical forest! And of course Squidward would get himself lost in what looks like a rejected Tim Burton fever dream while chasing after his precious clarinet. This is what happens when you let cartoon characters design national parks – everything ends up looking like a gothic lawn ornament store threw up!

About The Horned Forest

The Horned Forest was a surreal place; it was presided over by a large eagle head known as 'The Keeper.' Squidward found himself in this distinct. After looking for his clarinet, After the Horned Forest looking for his clarinet, After the Keeper told Squidward to leave the clarinet, Thankfully, his all turned out to be a dream in Squidward's mind.

— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob

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