The Mermahair SpongeBob Card
Dad’s Take on The Mermahair
*adjusts reading glasses and squints at card* Oh great, now we're giving trading cards to BUILDINGS? What's next, a rookie card for the local Wendy's? And of course it's some underwater lair that looks like a rejected Disney ride – probably smells like low tide and broken dreams down there. Back in my day, superheroes had proper headquarters that didn't require scuba gear just to visit!
About The Mermahair
Located directly below Shady Shoals Rest Home, J and Barnacle Boy's secret headquarters. The Mermalair was Mermaid Man's weaponry and gadgets like the Mermalair, tickle belt. In order to enter the Mermalair, Mermaid Man pressed a switch, and a trap door opened up beneath the couch in the rest home to take him to the lair.
— 2025 Topps Chrome SpongeBob